WHAT DO YOU DO ...
To induce labor in a mare?
Take a nap.
To cure equine constipation?
Load them in a clean trailer.
To cure equine insomnia?
Show them in a halter class.
To get a horse to wash their own feet?
Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
To get a mare to come in heat?
Take her to a show.
To make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted?
Sell her before she foals.
To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch?
Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him.
To induce a cold snap in the weather?
Clip a horse.
To make it rain?
Mow a field of hay.
To make a small fortune in the horse business?
Start with a large one.
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